If I had a Tank

Lyrics by Dizzy Dave, lead guitar, Atomic Thump

If I had a tank
There'd be no one to thank
I'd do what i damn well pleased.

If I had a tank
It'd be no prank
Lots of places would be just debris.

Like my school...
It really isn't cool
To get pushed around and teased all day
But if I had a tank
I'd tell them Bite my crank
Then I'd blow them all away!

Then I'd go to work
(Where I'm just a clerk)
And get paid minimum wage for bull****

My boss would be pissed
For all the work I've missed
That's when I'd yell 'Direct Hit!'

If I had a tank
There'd be no one to thank.
I'd do what i damn well pleased.

If I had a tank
I'd have those rich yachts sank
Or those fools would be paying me..
Yeah they'd be paying me..

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