Wash your Stinky Nasty Drawers

by dizzy Dave, lead guitar

Baby when I saw you in the dollar store
I knew that you looked better than a then dollar wh***
I wanted to take you home, you said what the he!!
That's when I discovered that truly nasty smell
I took a big old whiff
and then I began to swoon
It smelled like the dumpster of a restaurant in June
I should've known, it was all in the cards
This girl doesn't wash her stinky nasty drawers

(guitar solo)

I thought it was just the old lady in aisle four
And my mind was somewhere else as we headed out the door
Got back to my place and you showed me your candy
I went for my rubber that came in awfully handy
Going to do my thing, but I recoiled because
This girl needs to wash her stinky nasty drawers

(acordion solo)

Girl you think you're looking fine, nice tits and all
But you killed that potted plant coming down the hall
Since you've been over, the roaches said so long
And what is that crusty stuff that's stuck to your thong?
Girl I know you're hot, but I think I'd best beware
You've got a wildlife preserve in your underwear
No, I don't think I'd like it better on all fours

Just do me a favor and wash your stinky nasty drawers!

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