Robert Cerio, Alias the Webkahunah, takes credit for very little, but is very proud of his talents when it comes to web page design. Admittedly, he talks about himself in the third person way too much, but hey… no one is perfect. While not being so tacky as to put his resume on the web in hopes of a job (ignore the link on the previous page… unless you believe in reverse psychology…), he would really like to get paid for doing one of the things that he loves, such as building and updating web pages, writing, doing puzzles, or kissing his wife, Charity. Currently, he is employed as a Manager in the Customer service department of New Orleans Steamboat Company, and sometimes works in the tourist information booths in the infamous French Quarter in New Orleans. He is a former student of the University of New Orleans, and is still involved with many on-campus activities. He is a longtime member of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Club. His current major web project is updating this website. As anyone who works with him will tell you, he is very good at everything he does, especially kissing his wife.

What the Webkahunah loves:

• His wife, Charity
• Plotting his eventual overthrow of the world
• His Hero, The Brain (Who may just beat me to overthrowing the world, Because he has help in the form of Pinky. I work alone!)
• Star Trek, but probably not for the reasons you would think. To the Webkahunah, The ideals of exploration, accepting new cultures and new ideas, and the spirit of adventure in the human soul are things that are an undeniable fact of human existence.
• Writing. (Writing is not something I do because I want to. I do it because I am compelled to. There is a fire in my belly every morning that threatens to consume me if I don't put the ideas in my head upon a piece of paper.)
• Cushioned potty seats (start stocking up now!)
• Starship modeling

What the Webkahunah hates:

• People that refuse to accept others
• "Get a life" trekkers that give the rest of us a bad name
• Frozen yogurt.