First base: Kissing or French Kissing.
Second Base: Hands over or under bra
Third Base: Digital-Vaginal contact
Home run: Actual intercourse. (This was ALWAYS sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases.)
Of course, in the trying times we live in, the following additions had to be made....
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Duh!!
Walk:Kissing
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing and feels
Triple: Most of the clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the park home run: Oral Sex
Ground Rule Double: would have sex, but no condom
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Banned for life for gambling: sex without condom
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rain Delay: parents/roommate return home unexpectedly
Box Seats: Waterbed
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Rookie: Virgin
Minor Leagues: Under 18
Loaded Bases: manage a trois
Grand Slam: Sex four times in twelve hours
Foul tip: VD
Three up and three down: impotency
Now that we have the definitions, lets quickly contrast the old
confusion with current clarity.
OLD WAY- "We, um, got to third base I guess and then we, um, got like past third base, but not to home plate. I really like her.
NEW WAY- First, there was a triple, then we got an inside the park home run, and I started thinking, it's hall of fame time.
NEW WAY- So there I was with the bases loaded and nobody out, when I balked during the seventh inning stretch and I had to call in a relief pitcher
Well, there you have it, I hope it has cleared up a lot of the
confusion and helps you out... LET's.... Play Ball !!!!
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